CHRIS COLLINS

He puts the "Con Man" in "Congressman"

Chris Collins shouldn’t be in congress, he should be in prison. Born to wealth in Schenectady New York, Collins has run for office numerous times, financed by family money and connections. After over twenty years of trying he eventually won a seat as Erie County Executive in 2007 where he served before taking a congressional seat in 2013.

A shameless misogynist and somewhat more guarded anti-Semite, Collins has compared his political enemies unfavorably to Hitler and recommended that his female colleagues disburse sexual favors in order to receive more favorable treatment at state functions.

Collins has also spent years at the nexus of a web of congressional corruption including members like Pete King and Tom Price. After losing a race for Congress in 1998, Collins purchased or invested in over twenty bankrupt and financially troubled companies. Among these is Innate Immunotheraputics, where Collins is the largest shareholder. In order to help the firm out, he first sold colleagues stock, then worked with them to pass legislation favorable to Innate Immunotheraputics. Really.

Finally in the wake of the recent shooting Collins, who has compared his opponents to Nazis and the Antichrist said “I can only hope that the Democrats do tone down the rhetoric. The rhetoric has been outrageous in the anger directed at Donald Trump” He then also vowed to carry a gun “from this day forward.” He is a disgrace to his country, his constituents, and the congress.